Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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