So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
All I want is dick and wine.
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