The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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