I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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