im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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