No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it's great music for shaving your balls
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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