You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We left an ass print on the piano.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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