This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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