told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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