Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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