i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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