I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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