that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
there is glitter all over my balls
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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