love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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