guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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