You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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