I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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