The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
