i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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