I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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