Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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