Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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