ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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