her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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