I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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