This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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