We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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