and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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