All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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