Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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