I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
