loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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