What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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