I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
