i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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