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(248): View more from Michigan

3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?

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(740): View more from Ohio

We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

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(818): View more from California

She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis

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