I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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