You don't have asthma, your pregnant
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
