its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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