Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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