her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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