We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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