can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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