Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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