my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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