just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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