sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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