If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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