Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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