Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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