We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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