Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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