I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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